Kevin Ethan Brighton reviews casino sites with the patience of a man who has once read 47 pages of bonus terms to settle an argument nobody else remembers starting.

He got into casino reviews after realising he had a strange talent for spotting the catch in “free spins” offers before the page had finished loading. Since then, Kevin has made a niche for himself by testing online casinos like a suspicious uncle checking a hotel kettle. He looks at game variety, payment options, withdrawal speed, bonus rules, mobile layouts, and the tiny bits most people skip before signing up.

Kevin has a soft spot for live dealer blackjack, oddly specific slot themes, and casinos that don’t make you complete a side quest to cash out £80. His notes are usually full of phrases like “solid lobby, weird fish game, cashier better than expected,” which his editor claims is “not technically a rating system.”

Hobbies:

- Ranking supermarket meal deals by structural integrity
- Collecting terrible casino mascots
- Watching old snooker matches like they’re crime dramas
- Testing if hotel Wi-Fi can handle live roulette
- Making spreadsheets for things that do not need spreadsheets
- Arguing that the best slot sound effects peaked in 2012
- Buying novelty mugs, then refusing to use them
- Taking pub quizzes far too seriously

Kevin uses his middle name because “Kevin Brighton” sounds like a man who sells conservatories on daytime TV, while Kevin Ethan Brighton sounds like someone who might know why a wagering requirement is trying to ruin your afternoon.

He still answers to Kev, but only if you’re not asking him to explain RTP at a party.